Q1. Will this dog hunt? A. Mostly...he did a pretty good job.
Q2. Can you take and open beer into a bar in Podunk, Nebraska? A. Yes.
Q3. What happens when you take an open beer into a bar in Podunk, Nebraska? A. Some big dude that no one really knows will snatch your beer and throw it away.
Q4. What happens when you say, "I'll take another one of these!" A. See Q3.
Q5. What happens when you stop in the middle of a gravel road in Podunk, Nebraska? A. Nothing.
Q6. What happens when you are behind someone who stops in the middle of a gravel road in Podunk, Nebraska? A. Nothing.
Q7. How do you avoid someone who stops in the middle of a gravel road in Podunk, Nebraska? A. Scream "Stop", stand on the breaks, swerve, stop in a ditch (at a 45 degree angle), 4 wheel it out of the ditch.
Q8. What do you do after you avoid someone who stops in the middle of a gravel road in Podunk, Nebraska? A. Clean out you pants and discuss how in the heck you didn't just die.
Q9. How do you hunt pheasants in 60 MPH wind? A. You don't.
Q10. If multiple hunders shoot at a bird, who claims it? A. Jim
Q11. What is the best way to run off all of the pheasants in a field? A. by yelling "Scooby"
Q12. What is the best way to pass out hunding a field? A. Wear 17 layers when it is 85 degrees.
Q13. What's the best way not to pass out hunding a field? A. Block.
Q14. What's the last thing to go through a quail's head after being shot with a full choke model 12? A. His tail feathers.
Q15. What is the best way to keep a quail from flying? A. Steve.
Q16. What is the best way to keep your dog fresh for an all day hund? A. Let him walk behind you so you can break the weeds for him.
Q17. How do you shoot you limit in Wilbur, Nebraska by noon? A. You can't.
Q18. How do you tell if you have eaten bear? A. You butt growls all night.
That's all for now!
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2 comments:
Well said LP!
I might add:
How do you hunt pheasant ANYWHERE in Nebraska when you are 72 years old? VERY slowly!
The mind was willing but the body not!
But it was great to be together with the guys again after 15 years or more.
LP,
Q: What is the best way to have a great time? A. Go hunding with a bunch of guys in NEBRASKA.
I can't remember when I had that much fun....I guess my brain is really fried now.
Q: What is the best way to go to jail in Nebraska? A: Assume that you have permission to hund and you don't know the owner.
Q: What is the best way to find a new place to hund in Nebraska? A: Let the Colonel do ALL THE TALKING.
Q: What is the best way to convince a land owner to do anything you want them to do? A: Tell them you have been 'HUNTING UP HERE FOR THIRTY YEARS!!!'
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